End of an Era

There comes a point in a young and dynamic man's life where he must make a positive impression on a complete stranger in order win some concession. Any blemish on his resume can and will mean instant rejection. I am speaking of course of the college application process. 

Though, y'all, my loyal fans can surely appreciate the absolutely mind-boggling brilliance I have been cranking out in my blog posts, it has come to my attention that there are those in the college admission hierarchy that may not be as lovingly approving of my blogging endeavors.

Therefore, with tears flowing down my cheeks at an equivalent rate of water flowing down the Niagara Falls, and a heart heavier and quite denser than a 500 gram block of lead, I regretfully and mournfully announce the temporary shutdown of your beloved blog starting on the dates of October 15 until May 1 whence I shall have completed my choice of picking a college.

Again, please do not cry for more than 6 to 8 hours. Though a few mourning sessions are certainly in order, I don't want y'all to dehydrate from the tears. So please drink a few glasses of my choice of beverage, coconut water mixed with chocolate milk and enjoy my last blog post.

Of course, every blog post necesitates a fitting theme, so sit back, kick a beer or two and take it all in.

Recently I has visited the zoo.

While there, I has been spotting some incredible specimen of the exotic variety.



Here we see the anteater in its natural habitat of the southern Chilean amazon eating a native species of ice cream called "banana ice cream."

Meanwhile, in the cold and barren wasteland of Alabama, I spotted a brown toed eel washing its golden beak in the Mississippi River.

Viewer Discretion is advised:

Here we see a disturbing image of a polar bear savagely consume an east Siberian donkey with no regard for animal life.

This last one is not an animal , but a commemorative selfie of my best bud and I after an arduous trek up Half Dome. Though we were dead tired, we managed to fake a smile.